April 2012
Apr 29th
1,013 notes
Apr 29th
6,293 notes
Apr 29th
60 notes
Apr 29th
606 notes
Apr 29th
731 notes
Apr 29th
132 notes
Apr 29th
3,428 notes
Apr 29th
3 notes
Apr 29th
79,022 notes
Apr 29th
88 notes
Apr 28th
2,830 notes
Apr 27th
4,746 notes
Apr 27th
125,075 notes
Apr 27th
5,836 notes
Apr 27th
1,709 notes
Apr 27th
37,939 notes
Apr 27th
91,556 notes
Apr 27th
1,416 notes
Apr 27th
4,257 notes
Apr 27th
9 notes
Apr 27th
510,154 notes
Apr 27th
283 notes
Apr 27th
16,131 notes
Apr 27th
3,426 notes
Apr 27th
110,025 notes
Apr 26th
3,422 notes
Apr 26th
184 notes
Apr 26th
6,540 notes
Apr 26th
10,855 notes
Apr 26th
37,030 notes
Apr 26th
35,968 notes
Apr 26th
17,373 notes
Apr 26th
9,322 notes
Apr 25th
521 notes
Apr 25th
35,991 notes
Apr 25th
3,872 notes
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
Apr 25th
194,560 notes
american person: *writes date*
me: but there is no 15th month
Apr 25th
59,061 notes
Apr 25th
9,669 notes
Apr 25th
500 notes
Apr 25th
76,527 notes
Apr 25th
6,991 notes
Apr 25th
19,241 notes
Apr 24th
3,014 notes
Apr 24th
11,362 notes
Apr 24th
11,675 notes
Apr 24th
2,672 notes
Apr 24th
46,685 notes
Apr 24th
82 notes
Apr 24th
51 notes